sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via literally-why)

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literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

(via busy-complaining)

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people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(Source: aphmolossia, via hi)

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questiun:

if zayn ever called me pretty u can fuckin bet my confidence could be used to power 17 suns 

(via sorcerer-stone)

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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via alaska)

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